I Eat Pi

How Do You Eat With Those Things?

There is a mathematical sequence I use in order to eat. I set up a catapult 13 feet from me, and using a computer and motion captive sensors. After setting the angle at 45.73 degrees, I take a stroll in the marked off area (carefully positioning my mouth) it triggers and what food that was placed on the catapult is forcefully thrown directly into the back of my throat and at such a force i do not even have to swallow, actually it is such a force it digests and disposes of it for me.

NOTE : someone who isn't me should not try walking in front of this device
( a bear once walked by and let's just say it is now deaf )