An Explanation

What is this blog about?

Tonight, I was asked a question I have been asked 1,000 times before that I do not mind answering, but for some reason it was different. The question was "How do you eat with those" in reference to my two lip rings. In usual circumstances with older folk or people in professional fields, I just say "like a normal person".

I met a few friends tonight, and someone I just met asked the infamous question, and I responded with an action of carefully placing food into my mouth, chewing, then swallowing. One friend kept asking the same question over and over, as my friend's thought it was also a silly question (possibly just because they know me, or maybe just because they didn't think that I needed tech support to know how to eat). Throughout the night, i just started coming up with new ways that I eat with, which inspired me to make this blog.

All of this was formed from a friend of a friend asking the question, so a lot of post's say seem responsive to a person, so either read as if you are the person asking the question or a friend of mine that I am chastising this person to.

The hope is to make a new blog each day with a new way to eat with my lip rings because I am beyond human in my ways of the art of eating.